Nerdy Wordy Wednesday
And so began the anecdote...
Nan walked up and down the streets of her home town, over and over, just to hear the beautiful music from the bands all around the city play with great celerity. She was not far from being a young lady, yet not very pretty. Her skin always pallid, plain faced, and had the biggest nose of all the girls in New Orleans, she thought. She was very maladroit, and day by day, it became more and more unequivocal. Even her
own mother now was incoherent that Nan would ever get married. For that was all that Nan's mother was ever talking about. "Oh, Nan! It is very important to get married! And not to just any young 'lad, either, hun. To a
rich one! So, please, dear, if you care anything about your mother, try not to be so... so clumsy! And a little more dexterous! Like all women should be." And that talk went on for ever. Nan always thought,
it couldn't be that important to marry. And why to a rich man? If you're gonna' marry you might as well do it for love and not for money! She thought.
All those prissy girls always wearing the silliest of clothes, and flirting with every wealthy man around! Dreadful! Just Dreadful! Ladies should never be throwing themselves around like that. Marriage should be different.
But of course the subject was extraneous. She had more important things to think about. After a couple moments of thinking, oblivious to everything around her, her foot hit a watermelon cart, and she tripped. She felt herself fly and fall face first into what felt like soft fuzzy balls of some sort. "Nan? Is that you!? Oh, lord all mighty! Are you a'right?" said an unfamiliar voice. "Yes, I think... I
hope." replied Nan. She felt a somewhat rough hand pull her back up to her feet. "Well, child, aren't you gonna' open your eyes?" asked the not yet identified voice. "No ma'am, if I keep them closed I won't have to see what horrible thing I did this time," said Nan, squinching her eyes lids closed even tighter. "Oh, it ain't too awfully bad, you just fell into an old cart of peaches. You didn't hurt too many, but I needed to get rid of some anyhow, they don't sell as good as they used to. Such a pity!"
"Oh," mumbled Nan, opening her eyes. "Mrs. Blunderbie! You never cease to surprise me!" Mrs. Blunderbie was the local fruit seller, who seldom ever sold any of fruit, making her husband the main source of income. No one ever bought fruit from Mrs. Blunderbie, they always came around for a good laugh. For she was quite a character.
She was often presumptuous, and her son quite the same, who was over 40 years old now, and ran off to become an actor in London, hoping for stardom. And Mrs. Blunderbie was all proud of him too. Everyone in town said it was her that made him leave New Orleans anyway, filling his head with such compliments. Oh, how she bragged so! She has a son going to London! Going to be the most famous actor in the
world! But truly, her son was overweight from her feeding him too much, and he talked with such slang. He had crazy hair, and lost his two front teeth. Sadly, he would be no actor, he couldn't, he just didn't fit the bill. But no one could tell Mrs. Blunderbie that or she threatened to beat them with her cane she kept near her fruit carts. And once, that really did happen.
Poor Little Charlie Friston. Nan thought.
Such a scrupulous child he was.
Thanks for reading my post! (a day late, lol) Now, it's YOUR turn to find my 10 vocabulary words for this week! Did you like the story? Maybe there will be more....